Do you have any hobbies?

Does wine drinking count? Beer? How about pedicures?

Why do you blog?

For myself. I think I got 12 hits on my blog last week.

Are you religious?

Is chocolate a religion? If it is, then yes, I’d say I’m SUPER religious and will bow to the brown god of chocolate every day for the rest of my life and likely for all of my afterlife as well. (Oh, and white chocolate is the SATAN to chocolate heaven.)

Your kids are adorable.

That’s not a question, but you’re right, they are SO cute.

What annoys you?

Oh, lots of stuff. I’m easily annoyed. If I could be sure that members of my family and my in-laws didn’t read this blog I could list a whole slew of things that drive me bonkers. But, alas, there’s no way to block specific people from reading my blog so I’ll censor it in that regard!

– I can’t stand it when people can’t pronounce Moira’s name. It’s not that hard people!

– Bad drivers (don’t get me started, don’t even get me started).

– People who are always late! Plan people! Leave early?

– My dentist; he’s got horrible breath!

– the fact that at 30-something I still have unpredictably bad skin.

– litterers (is that a word?) PEOPLE: cigarette butts are garbage, don’t freakin’ throw them out your car window!

– naturally thin/fit looking people

– service industry people who act put out when you show up to their establishment

– people who spout religion and quote the bible in the hopes of ‘converting’

– bad parenting (because I’m so amazing at it, you know?)

– women who look you up and down when you are meeting them for the first time. “Helloooooo, I’m watching your eyes, I see you looking at my sneakers, sweat pants, stained fruit-of-the-loom undershirt and mismatched socks! Don’t be hatin’, bitch!”

– how EVERY TIME I shop at Zellers, after waiting in the checkout line for 20 minutes b/c they’ve just got the one open, they ask me if I’d like to “save 10% and open an HBC account”.

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